Have you read any of the hundreds of wacky and strangely popular Chuck Norris sayings that have been pervading the net lately? Here are a few choice picks:
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity… twice.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
These regularly reduce me to tears, and get this: the Chuck himself is now writing a column, and he used the first one to laugh about the zany phenomenon and to share his faith. Rock on, Chuck. You are even more rad than I thought.
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