Something New

In 2007, I'm taking submissions for a once-per-month feature cleverly entitled, "Guest blog." So if you're smart, cool, witty and/or hot, and you feel like showering your poetic prowess on my undeniably intelligent readers, please send me a message.

Acceptable topics include: celebrities, boys, time travel, YouTube, advice, the Apprentice, me, you, fried chicken, the periodic table, mitochondria, board games, pet peeves, the Office, faith, etc.


Quote of the day, from the Office:
"I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"