Sleep All Day, by Jason Mraz
It's 4 p.m. and I'm just officially getting out of bed and brushing my teeth. Before you mock me for being a lazy bum, I should tell you that I didn't actually go to sleep until 7 a.m. After a housewarming party in Long Island City and a couple of stops at West Village bars, I was ready to call it an early night around 4 when I met a very nice guy randomly in my neighborhood... we ended up chatting on the sidewalk for about three hours, even though it was 38 degrees outside. Seriously, how does that even happen? At any rate, now I have a new neighborhood friend!