B.A.A. sorts through Vera Bradley duffel bag, removing blankie, inflatable pillow, eye mask, earplugs, etc.
Guy next to me on plane: Lady, you're like MacGuyver with that bag. Do you have duct tape in there?
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Guy in pool: Are those your real eyes?
B.A.A.: Um, last time I checked.
Guy in pool: God bless your parents.
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Guy at club: You are the most exotic looking broad here.
B.A.A.: Um, thanks?
Guy at club: Dude, it's totally a compliment.
Monday, May 19, 2008
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