Monday, May 19, 2008

Funny Vegas Quotes

B.A.A. sorts through Vera Bradley duffel bag, removing blankie, inflatable pillow, eye mask, earplugs, etc.

Guy next to me on plane: Lady, you're like MacGuyver with that bag. Do you have duct tape in there?

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Guy in pool: Are those your real eyes?

B.A.A.: Um, last time I checked.

Guy in pool: God bless your parents.

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Guy at club: You are the most exotic looking broad here.

B.A.A.: Um, thanks?

Guy at club: Dude, it's totally a compliment.

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