Former colleague Steph passed this on...
Publicists or Prostitutes?
1. Our customers are called clients
2. We work late nights
3. We're paid to make the client happy at all costs
4. The client pays a lot of money, but the boss keeps almost every penny
5. We're rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams
6. Our friends disappear and we end up hanging out with people in the same industry
7. We have to be perfectly groomed for client events...
8. ...But when we go home we've become a hot mess
9. The client always wants to pay less but expects miracles
10. When people ask about the job, we have difficulties explaining it
PLEASE NOTE: The difference - prostitutes bank!