Customs Agent: Where's your passport?
Big Apple Angie: Isn't this a US territory? I thought a driver's license was all I needed?
CA: Well, passports are better.
BAA: Ok, fine, here's my passport.
CA: (to Rae) Where's yours?
BAA: She doesnt' have one, she's a minor.
CA: How old is she?
BAA: She's 14.
CA: Doesn't she have a school ID?
CA: Does she have a Social Security card?
BAA: Are you running a credit check or something?
CA: Who is this girl to you?
BAA: She's my sister.
CA: And where are your parents?
BAA: How should I know?
CA: And are you the only children?
BAA: What does that have to do with customs?
CA: What were you doing here in St. Thomas?
BAA: We were on vacation.
CA: Without your parents?
BAA: I'm 26!
CA: Oh, have a nice day.