That's right, it's Florida/Georgia weekend in my hometown of Jacksonville - which means I'm temporarily only half-friends with Jamie, one of my besties 364 days out of the year. Jamie posted some rubbish on her blog about UGA being great or something - I don't know, I didn't really read it. But in the spirit of good clean SEC trash talk, it's time for my favorite joke. Incidentally, I'm horrible at remembering punchlines so this is legitimately the only joke I ever tell. Enjoy.
Q: Why does the St. John's River flow north?
A: Because Georgia SUCKS!
That's a knee-slapper - it gets me every time! Go GATORS!