Today Show Appearance. (p.s. You may be interested to know this wasn't my first Today Show appearance. I was on once in like 1996 with my grandparents and our dogs!)
Show up to the office dressed like Palin. Laugh heartily as my coworkers spit out their coffee when I walk by their desks for the first time.
Interview with the inimitable Gary Detman from First Coast News in Jacksonville. (p.s. If you're so inclined, feel free to comment below the article and tell the world I DO NOT look like Tila Tequila. Merciful heavens.)
Figure the clock is ticking on my 15 minutes, so I head to Fox News to watch election coverage and take pictures with people.
Sleep. At this point, I'm too tired to register that the sounds of fanatical rioting in the streets must mean victory for Obama.
What a year. If Palin runs in 2012, you can be sure I'm dusting off this red suit and coming back with a vengeance and a talk show.