Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Big Apple Palin Media Blitz

7 a.m.
Today Show Appearance. (p.s. You may be interested to know this wasn't my first Today Show appearance. I was on once in like 1996 with my grandparents and our dogs!)

9 a.m.
Show up to the office dressed like Palin. Laugh heartily as my coworkers spit out their coffee when I walk by their desks for the first time.

7 p.m.
Interview with the inimitable Gary Detman from First Coast News in Jacksonville. (p.s. If you're so inclined, feel free to comment below the article and tell the world I DO NOT look like Tila Tequila. Merciful heavens.)

9 p.m.
Figure the clock is ticking on my 15 minutes, so I head to Fox News to watch election coverage and take pictures with people.
10:30 p.m.
Sleep. At this point, I'm too tired to register that the sounds of fanatical rioting in the streets must mean victory for Obama.

What a year. If Palin runs in 2012, you can be sure I'm dusting off this red suit and coming back with a vengeance and a talk show.

3 comments:

Kingtup said...

BAA: From gd in Jax. Thanks for the holla. Thanks to your mom for sending us that clip, too. As far as that funky #1 story, don't know how that got revived. That's at least a year old, so look at it this way. You're #1 in current events locally. Spin. See? I'm ready for that Bahamas adventure.

Kingtup said...

BAA: From gd in Jax. Thanks for the holla. Thanks to your mom for sending us that clip, too. As far as that funky #1 story, don't know how that got revived. That's at least a year old, so look at it this way. You're #1 in current events locally. Spin. See? I'm ready for that Bahamas adventure.

Boyles said...

You should have headshots made and send out autographed copies. I'll take one.