Thursday, November 20, 2008

Financial Crisis: Better Look for Love at Home

Coworker Valerie is incorporating this study into a presentation on the current financial situation. The gist? More than 80% of multimillionaires who have extra-marital lovers plan to cut back on their gifts and allowances.

Well, I never! Somebody needs to do something about this out-of-control economy! The way we're all having to sacrifice is just atrocious. First, high gas prices, then all this subprime mortgage hullabaloo -- and now cutting back on mistress gifts? You know it's trouble when men actually have to sleep with their wives to save money.

The really shocking statistic here: of 518 survey respondents, 191 answered the infidelity questions. That's more than one-third of the people polled!

If this country isn't going to hell in a fast car, I'm a monkey's uncle.

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