Recipe for Awesomeness

For the most bizarre, hilarious, exhausting work trip of all time, mix 4 years of college with one helping of Flo Rida...
Then 5 years in the PR industry with a smidge of Speidi...
With several months of crazed planning with the world's most wonderful colleagues...Add 10 million invoices, flights, room nights and 84 ridiculously gorgeous women... Toss in a sprinkling of random celebrities like Dean Cain, and of course old friends like Mr. Trump...


Swirl with a morning satellite media tour with Miss Universe, Miss USA and host Claudia Jordan...

Spoon in a hefty dash of Aleve Cold & Sinus (you can't tell from the pictures, but I was as SICK as I've ever been)...

Fold in 6 days in a freezing cold media center at Atlantis (heaping spoon of longing for the beach optional)...

And finally, frost the entire conconction with one superbad performance by Heidi Montag...


DELICIOUS!