Jarred from sleep, BAA groggily answers the insistent iPhone blaring an ill-advised Britney Spears ringtone from the headboard.
Mom: Yelling. HEY! ARE YOU AT THE TODAY SHOW?!
BAA: Grunts. No, Mom, I’m in my bed… asleep.
Mom: R-PATZ IS THERE! You should go!
BAA: Gees, Mom. Smacks forehead.
Mom: Well at least turn on the TV!