I was watching Elf last night and it occurred to me that in addition to my elflike stature, I also possess many other elfin qualities. For instance, elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup. So do I!
Smiling's my favorite. Just try to find a picture on my Facebook page where I'm not grinning. And do you think it's just a coincidence that both elves and I think the best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear? No way!
Even my perfect NYC day is the same as an elf’s! “First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.”
That settles it. I'm an elf raised by humans... or just a cotton-headed ninny muggins. You decide.
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