Scene: Lounging at the beach at Robert Moses State Park on Long Island Monday afternoon
La La La Lauren: Hey BAA, what is the one word that best describes you?
BAA: Hmm, I don't know. (Long, thoughtful pause.) Probably rational.
LLLL: RATIONAL? I think your word is impulsive!
BAA: No, it's rational.
LLLL: No, it's impulsive!
BAA: No, it's definitely rational. I'm like, the least impulsive person ever!
LLLL: Are you kidding me?
BAA: Is your word argumentative?!